Herro Chipsy,
Damn Central Washington University and its false advertisements. Let me begin by saying that I am as hungry as a pregnant llama and one little thing has been eating at me for the past three weeks. Everyday there is a special at this tasty burger shanty in the SURC. On thursdays, the special is chicken strips, which they only make once a week. I have been searching high and low for these succulent little pieces of heaven but alas, they evade me every time. Please tell me why every time I look for them, they don't have any but ten minutes, after I have decided on something else, I see THIRTY people with the little beasts on their trays? Why must the world hate me? What have I done to deserve a chickenless life? Mark my words, I will hunt them down and enjoy a chicken strip feast for the ages.
Au Revoir,
Le Beaver Master
P.S. Check out "Rich Woman" by Robert Plant & Alison Krauss. Good song.
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